Retirement is how far away?

I should probably preface all this by saying I’ve never thought much about money. Growing up, I was the one holding down the minimum-wage job at the swim club for all those years, if only to solidify my reputation as the all-time ping pong champion.

I only mention this because long-term financial planning has been pretty far down on my list of priorities.

So when I received my college diploma in 2008, I was a bit surprised to be given a graduation present titled “A Guide For Individual Retirement Planning.”

The book was laminated, bound, and written by my step-grandfather. It mapped out the perfect scenario for my financial future. For only $300 a month, and a compounding interest rate, he had me retiring in style on a tropical beach with $1,015,319 stashed away in a bank account.

His booklet explained nest eggs and Roth IRAs and encouraged me to browse the IRS Publication 590.

It was the financial education I was always able to avoid with a liberal arts degree.

No doubt, my step-grandfather had the most business sense of anyone I’ve known. He

earned a business degree from Harvard and retired comfortably in a waterfront house near Annapolis.

It’s pretty clear I don’t have any of his genes.

He’d dish out stock tips when I came over to clean out the gutters. He said to invest in tobacco, there will always be smokers.

I’ve moved three times since then. But his booklet has always held a visible place on my desk, a constant reminder that, at 25, I have so far contributed absolutely nothing to my retirement. (I console myself by saying I can write well into my 70s.)

Sure, I started once, even had $300 saved up back when I worked in Baltimore. That was withdrawn, with penalty, for car repairs.

But I won’t tuck the booklet away. No, if nothing else, I’ll guilt myself into saving for retirement. The next paycheck, I say. Start small. One-hundred dollars over 50 years, a 5 percent interest rate, you do the math.

I may not have a nest egg fattening up, yet, but I still feel his small booklet is the best advice I’ll ever get. Just going through it now, I can smell the sea breeze.

My step-grandfather passed away before any of my five cousins graduated college. But I wonder if any of them would have received the booklet. I wonder if he would have felt the need to set them on the path to financial responsibility.

Maybe just me. Maybe with me he saw the writing on the wall.

I was 8 at his wedding and didn’t understand the champagne toast. They found me passed out beneath the banquet table.

About Tim Prudente

Tim Prudente is the Gettysburg reporter for The Evening Sun in Hanover, Pa. Email him at tprudente@eveningsun.com or follow him at @TimPrudente1 on Twitter.
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2 Responses to Retirement is how far away?

  1. ruth boyd says:

    I loved this article. I did not know that the writer had even paid attention to the booklet my husband (his step-grandfather) gave him.

    Who knows, maybe Tim will start that savings plan. His step-grandfather would be so proud.

  2. steph says:

    very imressive Timmy. I found your article quite interesting as I myself am in the same position.

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